Awfully Thankful

When your host brings out the turkey and it’s festooned with little sausage links, you’ll be glad you brought along an equally awful side dish to complement the Thanksgiving meal.

Awful Bean & Mushroom Salad

Sprinkle gelatin over 1/2 cup cold water in saucepan. Stir in some dehydrated onion flakes. Stir over low heat until gelatin dissolves. Stir in remaining water, vinegar, sweetener, and salt. Chill until syrupy. Fold in beans, pimento, and mushrooms. Turn into a 5 -cup mold. Chill until firm. Unmold. Garnish with watercress. Awfully good stuff!

Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?

Certain Lessons

A child may learn certain lessons when she hears her mother accusing her father of spending all the family money on a prostitute.

Sacrifices

This tastes terrible Lord, but I’ll eat if for you.

What Can A Nice Girl Do?

What should a girl do when her boy friend wants to become too familiar? How should she react if he wants to remain a “nice” girl?

Awful Food: Jumbo Cornburgers

This is a giant hamburger that’s been turned into a casserole. A colorful vegetable layer is sandwiched between two large meat patties. Cut in wedges to serve. If you like, skip the tomatoes on top and serve this giant burger with warmed catsup.

Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?

Funny …

He took up so much more space on the sofa …

How To Perform A J-Turn

A J-turn is a driving maneuver in which a vehicle in reverse is spun 180 degrees and continues, facing forward, without changing direction of travel. The J-turn is also called a “moonshiner’s turn,” a “reverse 180”, a “Rockford Turn”, a “Rockford Spin”, or simply a “Rockford” popularized by the 1970s TV show The Rockford Files.

Watch Jim Rockford embarrass a souped up Corvette with a very slick J-Turn escape!