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One Freedom

Most teenagers look forward to the day when they can own and drive their own car. But driving a car is a big responsibility. You should not  drive – or do many other things you’d like – until you are a responsible person.

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Howard Sprague, Esquire

Howard Sprague, the particular and fastidious town clerk of Mayberry, North Carolina, was a fictional character played by the actor Jack Dodson from 1966 to 1971. Howard was a nerd before the term was coined as he went through life in Mayberry clueless and oblivious to what the citizens of Mayberry really thought of him and his nettlesome presence among them.

Howard Sprague 1

Howard Sprague was distinguished by a very well groomed mustache, stiff-looking pressed suits and the signature bow ties that completed his stuffy businessman ensemble. He often spoke of philosophy and culture to those who were willing to listen to what he had picked up at community college in Mount Pilot. These deep conversations usually occurred at Floyd’s Barber Shop or in front of the Mayberry courthouse.

Above all, Howard was a subjugated momma’s boy who lived with his meddling and manipulative mother in Mayberry. Howard’s mom faked heart palpitations once to stymie a double-date with Sheriff Andy Taylor and his frumpy date Helen Crump. When Howard was invited to join an all-male social lodge in Mayberry, Howard’s mother maneuvered Goober into blackballing Howard to prevent his membership in the club.

Howard Sprague 2

Despite all of this, Howard went wild – twice! After his mother remarried and moved to Mount Pilot with her new husband, Howard tried, with difficulty, to fit into the swinging sixties by becoming a hipster. He transformed his persona by donning a silk smoking jacket complete with a pompous ascot. He kept his trademark mustache but he grew no hipster sideburns or even a soul patch to complete his version of the sixties hipster. Poor Howard still had no clue but hey, this was Mayberry and he must have seemed pretty hip to the others. Yeah, right.

Howard Sprague 3

After about a week or two of beach combing and drinking rum with a character played by Harry Dean Stanton, Howard once again decided to change his life by packing his bags and returning to Mayberry to the drab lifestyle that previously drove him crazy. He could find no compromise between these two conflicting lifestyles, even with Harry Dean Stanton as a drinking buddy! As soon Howard returned to Mayberry, he shaved his island beard and returned to his stale business wardrobe as well as his very dull job as town clerk of Mayberry. C’est la vie, Howard.

Monkey Division

Remco Monkey Division for Jungle Warfare

Monkey Gun: It’s 3 assault weapons in 1

Pack it as a pistol … slap on barrel – it’s a tommy gun. Pull trigger … fire loud burst. Also shoots 2 soft-tip grenades.

Winky The White Cat

Signals cars behind you! Red eyes flash warning! Soft, fluffy … and safe. Lovable-looking stuffed cat has acrylon-like fur and satin bow. Sits on rear window ledge. Automatic operation – hooks up easily to directional wiring. Eyes light up when brakes are applied, blink on and off with directional signals. 17″ long. With instructions. For all cars.

16-0106X . . . . . . . . . Each $5.98

Space Puppets

The brightest stars in the sky are Andy Astronaut and Mandy Martian – let them shine in your puppet show now. We made Mandy in bright green jersey, Andy in silver fabric, but you may choose your own colors. Their facial features may be painted, embroidered or cut from felt.

I’m Going Shopping

And that’s final! But remember, shopping is a feeling.

Shopping is a warm feeling.

Shopping is a special feeling.

Shopping is satisfaction.

Or, you could just avoid all the crowds … 

… and do your shopping online.