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Ruder than you.

Mental Demons

Are mental demons holding you back?

Please check all that apply:

  • Poor vocabulary 
  • Lack of will power
  • Rasping voice
  • Hazy ideas
  • Worry and fear
  • Stage fright
  • Poor memory
  • Timidness
  • Ineffective speech
  • Weak personality
  • Lack of concentration
  • Self consciousness 

Males With Long Hair

Males with long hair will be attended to last!

Long hair is:

  1. Hair falling across the forehead and touching the eyebrows.
  2. Hair covering the ears.
  3. Hair reaching below an ordinary shirt collar.

Playtime’s Over, Doll

She felt her heart being smothered against his as he snatched her with his vise-like grip ….

I Want You To Meet A Friend

“Maria, I want you to meet a friend!

“She’s high!”

Everyday Radioactivity

Radioactivity is everywhere. It is everyday life. It is a part of the Earth and it is a part of us. Radioactivity is the disintegration of atoms. Radioactivity makes things happen.

Dramatic Half-Face

This is a dramatic half-face test. It shows proof. Proof of what you say? Possibly proof of concept but more likely proof of blemish cream usage.

UFO Detector

This state-of-the-art UFO Detector will actively detect strong electromagnetic force fields and it has a built-in alarm system. It can be activated 24 hours a day with no battery drain. Operates on a single flashlight cell battery. Only $17.95!

Coming Soon! A Mobile UFO/Alien Detector!