So, You Want To Be A Repo Man?
So, You Want To Be A Repo Man?
Really? Well then, you will require some rock solid advice as you pursue you new career in legal car theft. Just follow the advice from a long-time repo man, Bud. Yep, the Bud from the 1984 cult classic movie Repo Man. Sound advice for sure … just listen to Bud – he’s the repo man.
A Repo Man Should Live By A Code
“I shall not cause harm to any vehicle, nor to the personal contents
thereof; nor through inaction let that vehicle, or the personal
contents thereof, come to harm. It’s what I call the repo code, kid.
Don’t forget it – etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to
live by any more.”
A Repo Man Dresses The Part
“It helps if you dress like a detective. Detectives dress kinda square. If you look like a detective, people are gonna think you’re packing something.”
A Repo Man Appreciates His Lot In Life
“An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.”
A Repo Man Must Have A Good Credit Record
“Credit is a sacred trust, it’s what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?”
A Repo Man Should Not Give Rides
“I don’t want no commies in my car. No Christians, either!”
A Repo Man Should Be Relaxed At All Time
“Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of ’em a day, it don’t
mean shit anymore. I mean, I’ve seen men stabbed, didn’t mean shit to
me. I’ve seen guns too, they don’t mean shit.”
A Repo Man Should Respect People
“See them? Look at ’em. Ordinary Fuckin’ people, I hate ’em.”
A Repo Man Knows When To Quit
“Only an asshole gets killed for a car.”
The life of a repo man is always intense!
