Tag Archives: Awful Food

Awful Food: Banana Sea Foam

Sea foam? Really? Nah, it’s just mashed bananas and chilled gelatin in a mold. Garnished with strawberries, because strawberries always remind you of the sea. Awfully delicious!

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Awful Food: Chili Corn On English Muffins

Combine chili, corn, onion and green pepper in a saucepan over low heat. Meanwhile, cut a thin slice off the top of each English muffin and scoop out centers to form cups. Arrange the muffin cups on a broiler rack and toast under broiler until lightly browned. Watch carefully to avoid burning! To serve, fill toasted muffin cups with hot chili-corn mixture and garnish with sliced ripe olives. It’s awfully delicious!

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Awful Food: Lamb Aspic

Chop leg of lamb into pieces; cook and brown the lamb well all around. Cover and cook over high heat until boiling; reduce heat and simmer until meat is tender.  Remove all bones and then completely ruin the lamb by adding softened gelatin. Don’t forget to remove the layer of solidified fat from the top before serving.

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Awful Food: Santa’s Whiskers

Special cookie treats!

Finely chop red or green candied cherries and the pecans that go into Santa’s Whiskers so the cookies will be easier to slice. Before chilling, roll the logs of dough in flaked coconut. If desired, serve the holiday cookies with mugs of creamy eggnog sprinkled with nutmeg.

Awfully delicious!

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Awful Food: Enchilada

An enchilada made with toasted white bread instead of tortillas? Isn’t this really a pizza? Or is it just an awful substitution? Maybe it’s just something on a shingle? We will let you decide ….

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Awful Food: Crème de Menthe Cake

For this awfully delicious holiday dessert you’ll need to borrow a sticky bottle of Crème de Menthe from your grandmother’s liquor cabinet. This cake will keep for weeks and becomes less awful as you eat more and more of the Crème de Menthe icing. Have an awfully happy holiday time!

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Awful Food: Cottage Cheese Ring

A big ol’ ring o’ cottage cheese! Won’t your guests be surprised when they see your creation of chilled and molded cottage cheese with a vegetable medley? Of course they will be – awfully surprised!

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