Frozen chicken livers and crunchy chow mein noodles! Nothing says “awful” like this dish does. You can serve it with some mandarin oranges and a big glass of water if you want, but it won’t make much difference!
Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?
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Awful Food: Melon Mousse
Since your guests enjoy gelatin so much, use some with a softened and heavily beaten cantaloupe to make this awfully delicious mousse mold. Your guests will hopefully thank you!
Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?
Awful Food: Lime Cheese Salad
An awfully delicious salad containing citrus, dairy and big ‘ol heap of seafood salad in the center of the ring. Mmmm, good!
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Dad Doesn’t Know Beans
Dad doesn’t know beans about calories and nutrition, but he sure knows what he likes. So he’s on hand to build up a good supply of barbecue meat, fancy cheeses and his favorite cold cuts – all the things Mom seems to “forget” unless Dad is there in person.
Awful Food: Cup Steak Puddings
You will be awfully charmed by these dainty little puddings – so wonderfully light and digestible. The novelty of a small pudding for each guest makes for a refreshing change.
Bon appétit!
Awful Food: Ham In Aspic
Put some ham in a savory jelly made with meat stock and your guests will think you went to an awful lot of trouble. Little do they know that aspic is a by-product of mass animal processing, being extracted along with glue and fertiliser from bones, hooves, hides and tails. Mmmm good!
Bon appétit!
Awful Food: Meat Lumps Dinner
Varnished in orange sauce with potato flake paste, vegetable mishmash and a surprise dessert. Awful fast and awful good! Just heat and serve.
Bon appétit!