Tag Archives: Food & Drink

Summer Is For Cookouts!

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Summer is for cookouts! Cookouts, or barbecue (BBQ), is usually done in an outdoor environment by cooking and smoking the meat over wood or charcoal. Barbecue as a noun can refer to the meat used, the cooking apparatus (the “BBQ grill” or simply “the Barbecue”). Barbecue also may refer to a party or social gathering that includes such food types or such preparation methods for the food. Barbecue as an adjective can refer to foods cooked by this method. The term is also used as a verb for the act of cooking food in this manner. Summer barbecue is the best. Thanks for visiting!



 
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Beer: Even Stuffy Old Gents Drink It

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Beer is the world’s most widely consumed and probably oldest of alcoholic beverages; it is the third most popular drink overall, after water and tea. Beer forms part of the culture of beer-drinking nations and is associated with social traditions such as beer festivals, as well as a rich pub culture involving activities like pub crawling and pub games such as bar billiards. And, even stuffy old gents drink beer! Thanks for visiting and please come back often.


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Hey! Have you heard?
Scientists have discovered Beer In Space!


Incredible Truck Graphics

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Some European graphic designers are having a lot of fun doing their jobs and fooling our eyes at the same time. Here  are seven pictures of European trucks whose trailers are decorated to look like the sides are missing and the products they are hauling are painted on the sides and back. These vehicle graphics would certainly make the drive more interesting! Thanks for visiting and please come back often!

 

Protruding Beer Bottle
Canvas Tote Bag
Pepsi Stacked from the Ceiling
Translated: “On the wrong way?”
Rolling Aquarium
A Big Bookshelf
Burned Out Hot & Spicy Trailer

UPDATED Photo Series: The Can Collectors

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The human condition refers to the distinctive features of human existence. As finite and mortal entities, there are a series of features that are common to most human lives, and some that are inevitable for all. These features and the human response to them constitute the human condition. However, understanding the precise nature and scope of what is meant by the human condition is itself a philosophical and an artistic problem

The human condition can and will present itself at anytime and anywhere. In this case, some collectors of aluminum cans stationed behind a college beer bar on a  big game day. This was a very good location for these gentlemen – they collected lots of cans on this beautiful Autumn Saturday. Thanks for visiting and please come back often!

 

 The Can Collector No. 1
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The Can Collector No. 2
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The Can Collector No. 3
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The Official Man Laws (U.S. Version)

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OFFICIAL MAN LAWS (U.S. Version)

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment any woman starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss’  fancy-ass car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.


3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and thrown in the river by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours of his offense.

5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sisters are strictly off-limits (forever) unless you actually end up marrying one of them.

6: Complaints about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However complain all you want if the temperature of the beer is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. And, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is a strictly optional choice. At that point, you must celebrate at a gentlemen’s club of the birthday boy’s choice and you pay the tab.

8: On road trips, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When encountering other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game, but you may never ask who’s playing.

10: You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of gaseous entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach…and it’s delivered by a topless model and only when it’s free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts. Sports accidents do not count.

13: Unless you’re in a prison, never ever fight naked.

14: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever.

15: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem (you didn’t see anything).

16: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they are able to demonstrate suitable knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other guys in the room.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight off the other men who will hit on her.

18: Never he
sitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza. But, you may never do both – that is greedy.


19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
(b) C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!


22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: A man shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox or the gadget of your choice.

28: A man shall not watch Ice Skating or Men’s Gymnastics. Ever.

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