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Awful Food: Cup Steak Puddings

You will be awfully charmed by these dainty little puddings – so wonderfully light and digestible. The novelty of a small pudding for each guest makes for a refreshing change.

Bon appétit!

Awful Food: Ham In Aspic

Put some ham in a savory jelly made with meat stock and your guests will think you went to an awful lot of trouble. Little do they know that aspic is a by-product of mass animal processing, being extracted along with glue and fertiliser from bones, hooves, hides and tails. Mmmm good!

Bon appétit!

Awful Food: Meat Lumps Dinner

Varnished in orange sauce with potato flake paste, vegetable mishmash and a surprise dessert. Awful fast and awful good! Just heat and serve.

Bon appétit!

Awful Food: Perfumed Beef With Bean Sprouts

Goodness knows why this beef is perfumed. Maybe it’s a little past expiration? Don’t forget the MSG, it preserves the awfulness!

Bon appétit!

Awful Food: Florentine Ring

This is a delightful way to serve spinach to your guests! Fill the center of a formed spinach ring with flaked fish and pour over the cheese sauce. Sprinkle with grated cheese. Garnish with sliced tomatoes. Awfully delicious!

Bon appétit!

Spike The Punch

When a drink is spiked it means that alcohol has been added to the drink. The intoxicating liquid can be added to any drink including soft drinks, juice, water or other alcohols. In this case, Beefeater Gin in a fruit punch of some sort.

Cheers (in advance)!

Awful Food: Olive Surprise Loaf

Set out this awfully delicious food on your station wagon tail gate or closed car trunk. Slice and serve this icy cold roast with buttered, fresh onion buns, a crisp autumn Iceberg Salad, homemade brownies and lots of hot coffee. Imagine how your guest will be surprised by the little green things you stuffed into a perfectly good roast.

Bon appétit!