This Alien Needs Your Help!

Stop poverty from stealing the potential of our Extra-Terrestrials. More than a dozen aliens live on less than a dollar a day with no internet access. These “visiting” alien children and their families are all too familiar with poverty. It has robbed them of hope and threatens to steal their future. Many have already lost their spacecrafts and have nothing to look forward to.

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Help fight Extra-Terrestrial poverty by sponsoring an alien in need. As a sponsor, you’ll help provide an alien with access to the internet, provide valuable assistance in cow mutilations and guarantee the future of any Extra-Terrestrial “probes” involving the human life form. These benefits extend to the alien’s family, community and other aliens living in poverty.

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As an Extra-Terrestrial sponsor, you’ll also be given the opportunity to personally connect with your sponsored alien through various alien mind-connecting techniques and personal contacts, building a “special” relationship that could change your life forever, to say the least. Sponsor an Extra-Terrestrial today! Thank you, these little green bastards need your help.

Author: Rude Boy

Ruder than you.