Awful Food: Melon Mousse
Super BuffetSince your guests enjoy gelatin so much, use some with a softened and heavily beaten cantaloupe to make this awfully delicious mousse mold. Your guests will hopefully thank you! Bon…
Please Read On ...October 2017
I’ll Help You Pack
Her: “You must choose between your records and me.” Him: “Just let this song finish and I’ll help you pack.”
Please Read On ...Cooler On The Inside
Dirque du SoleilThe coolest sportswear this side of heaven. It’s “cooler on the inside.” Featuring the “Scotch Luck” gift coin that always makes Father a winner!
Please Read On ...Our Concealed Third Eye
The Web MasterOh, yes! Perhaps you’d like to know how I knew all about you! There is one thing that is different about us Lowandos! Our concealed third eye! It is ……
Please Read On ...The Object Of A Bathing Suit
Gin FingerThe object of a bathing suit is to get men to look at you. Make them know it!
Please Read On ...By The Year 2000 …
Rude BoyBy the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard! How you bastards doin’ so far?
Please Read On ...Keeping Peace Between Planets
Being firmly convinced that flying saucers from a neighboring planet are visiting us periodically to observe us, I am fearful, not of the saucers themselves, but of the panic reaction…
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Lime Cheese Salad
An awfully delicious salad containing citrus, dairy and big ‘ol heap of seafood salad in the center of the ring. Mmmm, good! Bon appétit!
Please Read On ...Bimbo’s 365 Club
Nowhere in the world can you match the new 365 for breath-taking beauty, truly inspired food and a show that’s masterfully produced. You think you’re on Broadway! World’s Best Dinner!…
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