Goofus Touches Several Cookies
Rude BoyGoofus first appeared in Highlights magazine in 1948. Goofus & Gallant, a cartoon featuring two contrasting boys, showed how each boy would respond in a variety of situations. Gallant is…
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Are You SubGenius Material?
Are you SubGenius material? If so, there is a church for you, the Church of the SubGenius, founded in Dallas, Texas in 1981 by the Reverend Ivan Stang, a very…
Please Read On ...You May Be Sterile
For a fertile marriage, avoid germs and neuroses. You may be sterile!
Please Read On ...War Is Nuts!
Seen all those squirrels running amok in your yard? Are they dropping acorns on your head and messing with your bird feeder? Seems that suburbia is under attack from a…
Please Read On ...Bob Left His Wild, City Lifestyle
Not by choice, but by necessity, Bob left his wild, city lifestyle. So long, Bob. You were a lot of fun.
Please Read On ...Your Personal Guide To Expatriation
These days, you just might be reconsidering your citizenship preferences. When the American expatriates of the 20th century hung out in the cafés of Paris, expatriation was easy. All you…
Please Read On ...Dirt Cheap High Quality Punk Gear
To complete your carefully cultivated punk look, it’s going to take some Clash Jeans in a bondage style or in classic tartan. Or, you might also want to pick up…
Please Read On ...A Test For Bifocals
A man must sit on a rolling pin, one foot only on the floor … … while he threads a needle!
Please Read On ...Big Hand, I Know You’re The One!
Just a slight reference to the Violent Femmes song Blister in the Sun released in 1983. Remember, technology is our friend. Big Hand, I Know You’re The One!
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