Vintage Bust Development Ads (Part 1)
Rude BoyIt’s all about that bust, that bust. Or, cleavage. Or, décolletage. Whether to enlarge, to shrink, or to just plain enhance, there was and probably still are lots of cremes…
Please Read On ...Rude Boy
Plastics
Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word. Benjamin: Yes, sir. Mr. McGuire: Are you listening? Benjamin: Yes, I am. Mr. McGuire: Plastics. Benjamin: Exactly…
Please Read On ...Girl Watcher Lenses
We’re talking big cheap 400mm and 500mm lenses. An “extension” of yourself so to speak. You can be a whole block away. And you never have to talk to the…
Please Read On ...Cat. Woman. Oven.
From the odd Polaroid collection. Please note, there is absolutely no narrative suggested here, none at all. Cat. Woman. Oven.
Please Read On ...The Magic Money Maker
This will solve all of our problems for sure. And it doesn’t even cost a whole dollar! Just insert a blank piece of paper into the money maker. Turn the…
Please Read On ...Bliss?
Bliss? Oh, it’s nice to be married.
Please Read On ...Etiquette And Conduct Checklist
For when you regret and humbly crave a pardon from a host or party guest please use this very handy Etiquette And Conduct Checklist. Please clip and save. Donated by…
Please Read On ...The Third Eye Sees All!
The Third Eye Sees All! Wear your very own blinking third eye! Startling! Sensational! All eyes will be on all your eyes … and imagine the uproar when all 3…
Please Read On ...Building A Pyramid? Do It Right!
Pyramids! Building a large backyard pyramid? DO IT RIGHT! Build your pyramid for maximum energy, combine Cheops with a special lamination process for the the skin. Create an antenna to…
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