Monsters Capture Girls From Audience!
Rude Boy FREE! 2 for 1 passes if you see it all! EXTRA! On stage – The Beatles singing for you. Magically transformed! WIN! Real live baby will be given away walking – ready to talk!
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By The Year 2000 …
By the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard! How you bastards doin’ so far?
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Single Male In Search Of ….
Tv, age 51, 5’11”, 180 lbs., loves lingerie, women’t fashions, rubber wear. Also very much interested in human behavior and discipline. Am submissive. Would like to hear from dominant women. Couples and Tv’s with like interests. Will answer all. #5378
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I’ve Found My Future
I’ve found my future … in agriculture! Join me on the farm front.
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Single Male In Search Of ….
Expert horseman, desires spirited shapely, thoroughbred fillies and mares. Couple also welcome for interesting riding pleasures. Horseman is 5′ 10″, 160, 40-ish, experienced, sophisticated, world travelled, educated, prefer daytime riding pleasures. Never thrown yet. How about it?
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Steve & Hank
Steve flunks in School Meeting Steve needs a laxative. Steve feels rotten at school meeting. Steve suffers from the symptoms of constipation; his thoughts are fuzzy. Hank Wins Hands Down Hank needs a laxative. Hank feels swell. “Never put off till tonight, the laxative you need this morning.”
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Are You A Robot?
Are you a robot – or do you think for yourself? Think about it – carefully.
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Mental Demons
Are mental demons holding you back? Please check all that apply: Poor vocabulary Lack of will power Rasping voice Hazy ideas Worry and fear Stage fright Poor memory Timidness Ineffective speech Weak personality Lack of concentration Self consciousness
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Males With Long Hair
Males with long hair will be attended to last! Long hair is: Hair falling across the forehead and touching the eyebrows. Hair covering the ears. Hair reaching below an ordinary shirt collar.
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