Awful Food: Curried Eggs
Super Buffet It has been said that eating curry is like eating a red hot ice cube. So if you want to curry favor with your dinner guests, give ’em some curried eggs. They will thank you later! Bon Appétit!
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Awful Food: Sauerkraut And Tongue Casserole
Listen up! Some pickled cabbage and beef tongue will make this dish the talk of your dinner guests. There won’t be any lack of table conversation this time! Awfully delicious! Bon Appétit!
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Awful Food: Double Buns
These attractive little breads are actually rich rolls. The Mennonites traditionally serve them at weddings, usually accompanied by cheese and coffee. That’s all well and good but they remind me of something else and it’s not buns. Perhaps they should be called “double puns.” What do you think? Bon appétit!
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Awful Food: Nut Loaf
Eggs, bread crumbs, pecans, walnuts, onion, celery and poultry seasoning all combined and formed into a handy loaf of awfulness. Bon appétit!
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Awful Food: Tropical Sloppy Joes
Traditional sloppy joes with pineapple added makes it tropical, right? Awfully tropical I would say; but, your friends won’t know what to say at all. Bon Appétit!
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Awful Food: Ring Of Gold
It’s called Ring Of Gold and it’s an awfully good way to impress your dinner guests! All it takes is some carrots, onions, rice, eggs, and cheese. Serve with creamed peas. Feeds six! And, don’t forget the parsley. Bon Appétit!
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Awful Food: Lamb Kebabs
Kebabs or Shashlik (meaning skewered meat) was originally made of lamb. Nowadays it is also made of pork or beef depending on local preferences. The skewers are either threaded with meat only, or with alternating pieces of meat, fat, and vegetables, such as bell pepper, onion, mushroom and tomato. Awfully…
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Awful Food: Lobster Balls
Mash the lobster into a paste. Yes, lobster paste. Then add cornflour, pepper, MSG and sherry to bind it all together using a beaten egg. Shape into 12 balls. 12 awful balls. Serve and enjoy! Bon appétit!
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Awful Food: Perfect Pizza
Pizza that is perfect because it contains the essential ingredients of a pizza – bread, cheese and sauce. Pizza not so perfect because it uses sandwich bread, cheap cheese and tomato purée. Don’t forget to heat this dish! Otherwise, you’ll just end up with an open face cheese sandwich with…
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