Cooler On The Inside
Dirque du Soleil The coolest sportswear this side of heaven. It’s “cooler on the inside.” Featuring the “Scotch Luck” gift coin that always makes Father a winner!
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Our Concealed Third Eye
The Web Master Oh, yes! Perhaps you’d like to know how I knew all about you! There is one thing that is different about us Lowandos! Our concealed third eye! It is … how can I explain … like a built-in radio station! It transmits and receives mental images! See?
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The Object Of A Bathing Suit
Gin Finger The object of a bathing suit is to get men to look at you. Make them know it!
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By The Year 2000 …
Rude Boy By the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard! How you bastards doin’ so far?
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Keeping Peace Between Planets
Being firmly convinced that flying saucers from a neighboring planet are visiting us periodically to observe us, I am fearful, not of the saucers themselves, but of the panic reaction if one should attempt to land. I’m sure the mob instinct would be to destroy it at once without attempting…
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Awful Food: Lime Cheese Salad
Super Buffet An awfully delicious salad containing citrus, dairy and big ‘ol heap of seafood salad in the center of the ring. Mmmm, good! Bon appétit!
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Bimbo’s 365 Club
Nowhere in the world can you match the new 365 for breath-taking beauty, truly inspired food and a show that’s masterfully produced. You think you’re on Broadway! World’s Best Dinner! Cocktails from 5 Dinner from 6 Dancing from 7 First show – 7:30 It’s out of this world! Home of…
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Single Male In Search Of ….
Tv, age 51, 5’11”, 180 lbs., loves lingerie, women’t fashions, rubber wear. Also very much interested in human behavior and discipline. Am submissive. Would like to hear from dominant women. Couples and Tv’s with like interests. Will answer all. #5378
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It Wasn’t Long
It wasn’t long before things began to happen to me – nice things like dates and parties. Now Dick says I’m the most popular girl he knows.
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