By The Year 2000 …
Rude BoyBy the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard! How you bastards doin’ so far?
Please Read On ...Vintage Life
Keeping Peace Between Planets
The Web MasterBeing firmly convinced that flying saucers from a neighboring planet are visiting us periodically to observe us, I am fearful, not of the saucers themselves, but of the panic reaction…
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Lime Cheese Salad
Super BuffetAn awfully delicious salad containing citrus, dairy and big ‘ol heap of seafood salad in the center of the ring. Mmmm, good! Bon appétit!
Please Read On ...Bimbo’s 365 Club
Gin FingerNowhere in the world can you match the new 365 for breath-taking beauty, truly inspired food and a show that’s masterfully produced. You think you’re on Broadway! World’s Best Dinner!…
Please Read On ...Single Male In Search Of ….
Tv, age 51, 5’11”, 180 lbs., loves lingerie, women’t fashions, rubber wear. Also very much interested in human behavior and discipline. Am submissive. Would like to hear from dominant women.…
Please Read On ...It Wasn’t Long
It wasn’t long before things began to happen to me – nice things like dates and parties. Now Dick says I’m the most popular girl he knows.
Please Read On ...Dad Doesn’t Know Beans
Dad doesn’t know beans about calories and nutrition, but he sure knows what he likes. So he’s on hand to build up a good supply of barbecue meat, fancy cheeses…
Please Read On ...Save Our Boozing Bottle-Babies
Alco-Lescents: They start guzzling at 8, then go steadily downhill till they turn into … Boozing Bottle-Babies!
Please Read On ...I’ve Found My Future
I’ve found my future … in agriculture! Join me on the farm front.
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