Awful Food: Lime Cheese Salad
Super Buffet An awfully delicious salad containing citrus, dairy and big ‘ol heap of seafood salad in the center of the ring. Mmmm, good! Bon appétit!
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Dad Doesn’t Know Beans
Dad doesn’t know beans about calories and nutrition, but he sure knows what he likes. So he’s on hand to build up a good supply of barbecue meat, fancy cheeses and his favorite cold cuts – all the things Mom seems to “forget” unless Dad is there in person.
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Awful Food: Cup Steak Puddings
You will be awfully charmed by these dainty little puddings – so wonderfully light and digestible. The novelty of a small pudding for each guest makes for a refreshing change. Bon appétit!
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Awful Food: Ham In Aspic
Put some ham in a savory jelly made with meat stock and your guests will think you went to an awful lot of trouble. Little do they know that aspic is a by-product of mass animal processing, being extracted along with glue and fertiliser from bones, hooves, hides and tails.…
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Awful Food: Meat Lumps Dinner
Varnished in orange sauce with potato flake paste, vegetable mishmash and a surprise dessert. Awful fast and awful good! Just heat and serve. Bon appétit!
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Awful Food: Perfumed Beef With Bean Sprouts
Goodness knows why this beef is perfumed. Maybe it’s a little past expiration? Don’t forget the MSG, it preserves the awfulness! Bon appétit!
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Awful Food: Florentine Ring
This is a delightful way to serve spinach to your guests! Fill the center of a formed spinach ring with flaked fish and pour over the cheese sauce. Sprinkle with grated cheese. Garnish with sliced tomatoes. Awfully delicious! Bon appétit!
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Awful Food: Olive Surprise Loaf
Set out this awfully delicious food on your station wagon tail gate or closed car trunk. Slice and serve this icy cold roast with buttered, fresh onion buns, a crisp autumn Iceberg Salad, homemade brownies and lots of hot coffee. Imagine how your guest will be surprised by the little…
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Awful Food: Scalloped Potatoes & Tongue
Some scalloped potatoes and a little beef tongue will keep your guests talking for the whole meal. They will thank you later for this awfully delicious culinary delight! Bon appétit!
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