It wasn’t long before things began to happen to me – nice things like dates and parties.
Now Dick says I’m the most popular girl he knows.
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Save Our Boozing Bottle-Babies
Alco-Lescents:
They start guzzling at 8, then go steadily downhill till they turn into … Boozing Bottle-Babies!
Shave
To shave means to cut off hair with a razor.
Father is shaving his face.
Goodbye Earth!
Well folks, today is the end of the world. Planet X, or Nibiru, is a mythological planet in our solar system that will supposedly crash into Earth and wipe out the human race. Some say that day is today.
We Can Get You Any Kind Of Insurance
Insurance is a practice or arrangement by which a company provides a guarantee of compensation for specified loss, damage, illness, or death in return for payment of a premium. In theory, most anything can be insured against potential losses – even Go-Go girls!
Insure yourself against Go-Go girl losses!
We accept Go-Go Girl Insurance … ask for Cookie.
Spike The Punch
When a drink is spiked it means that alcohol has been added to the drink. The intoxicating liquid can be added to any drink including soft drinks, juice, water or other alcohols. In this case, Beefeater Gin in a fruit punch of some sort.
Cheers (in advance)!
Bachelor’s Datebook
Here’s how to succeed with women! Wallet sized to slip in any pocket. With listings from A to Z and brief pads for personal notations. Includes a handy pen for that phone number.
