Awful Food: Lobster Balls
Super Buffet Mash the lobster into a paste. Yes, lobster paste. Then add cornflour, pepper, MSG and sherry to bind it all together using a beaten egg. Shape into 12 balls. 12 awful balls. Serve and enjoy! Bon appétit!
Please Read On ...June 2017
Point-Line-Plane
The Artist The point–line–plane postulate is a collection of assumptions (axioms) that can be used in a set of postulates for geometry in two (plane geometry), three (solid geometry) or more dimensions. That is exactly what I meant here …. ©2017 “Point-Line-Plane” Eric Hatheway All Rights Reserved Mixed Media on Paper
Please Read On ...Red
Red is the color at the longer-wavelengths end of the spectrum of visible light next to orange, at the opposite end from violet. It has historically been associated with sacrifice, danger and courage. Sometimes, it’s just fun to look at and fun to use. “A certain red affects your blood…
Please Read On ...Weed Beer Indeed
Lumbergh Here we go again. The long arm of the law is once again reaching into places where it doesn’t belong. What now you say? Well, it seems that a small town in California, named Weed, is the home to a micro-brew called Weed Ales & Lagers and is brewed by…
Please Read On ...Handy Handbooks For Girl Watching
Dirque du Soleil These are strange and interesting covers for a 1950s publication called A Handy Handbook For Girl Watching. It is dedicated to all serious scholars and connoisseurs of beautiful women. This book includes the latest reports from enterprising ardent devotees throughout the world. These vintage publications are just guides to girl…
Please Read On ...Hey Man, Nice Shot!
Rude Boy They aimed. They fired. They heard an explosion. In 2008, the U.S. successfully shot down its own spy satellite about 250 miles above the earth. Officials are confident that they destroyed the fuel tank which held the highly toxic material hydrazine. Some of the fuel tank debris made landfall but…
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Perfect Pizza
Pizza that is perfect because it contains the essential ingredients of a pizza – bread, cheese and sauce. Pizza not so perfect because it uses sandwich bread, cheap cheese and tomato purée. Don’t forget to heat this dish! Otherwise, you’ll just end up with an open face cheese sandwich with…
Please Read On ...How To Pour The Perfect Beer In 9 Easy Steps
Gin Finger This video is an instructional video from the Stella Artois brewery in Belgium. In this video you will learn how to pour the perfect beer in nine easy steps. That’s all … just nine steps. If the bar is busy all bets are off. You are bound to get thirstier…
Please Read On ...Beware Of The Fauxtographer!
Most professions in America have some sort of regulatory protection from the intrusion of hacks and wannabes. For instance, certified public accountants, cosmetologists, tattoo artists, hair stylists, bartenders and countless other professions are regulated on the basis of experience, education, qualification, license requirements or any combination thereof. In the arts,…
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