The Well-Groomed Man
Dirque du SoleilThe well-groomed man gets the job.
Please Read On ...November 2017
Real Men Don’t Use Menus
The Web MasterI want to know how to use power commands. In computing, a power command, or, keyboard shortcut, is a sequence or combination of keystrokes on a computer keyboard which invokes…
Please Read On ...Necessary Personal Habits
Rude BoyQuestion: Should washing, dressing, eating, etc., be mechanical and automatic? Answer: Yes, these very necessary personal habits should be completed with a minimum of energy. This will leave your thoughts…
Please Read On ...It’s Up To You …
The beginning of the use of drugs is the end for you. I hope this has convinced you!
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Cottage Cheese Ring
Super BuffetA big ol’ ring o’ cottage cheese! Won’t your guests be surprised when they see your creation of chilled and molded cottage cheese with a vegetable medley? Of course they…
Please Read On ...Bibliobimbo
Gin FingerDepraved by an unbridled lust for rare books, every bookseller in town had been in her library.
Please Read On ...I’m Going Shopping
LumberghAnd that’s final! But remember, shopping is a feeling. Shopping is a warm feeling. Shopping is a special feeling. Shopping is satisfaction. Or, you could just avoid all the crowds…
Please Read On ...Awfully Thankful
When your host brings out the turkey and it’s festooned with little sausage links, you’ll be glad you brought along an equally awful side dish to complement the Thanksgiving meal.…
Please Read On ...Certain Lessons
A child may learn certain lessons when she hears her mother accusing her father of spending all the family money on a prostitute.
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