You’ll Love Paddy!
Gin FingerBefore Chia Pets, there was Paddy and you’ll love his growing hair. the amazing novelty adored by thousands. Sure – ’tis magic! Fill Paddy with water, spread seed, watch miraculous…
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Raise Hamsters
The new wonder animals from Syria. Often called Toy Bears. Delightful pets. Everyone wants them. Laboratories need thousands. Clean, odorless. Raise anywhere. Profitable and interesting. Send name and address for…
Please Read On ...The Siff?
And you know what Johnny? If I have syphilis, then you probably have it too! Me? The siff? Oh, NO!!!
Please Read On ...Bibliobimbo
Depraved by an unbridled lust for rare books, every bookseller in town had been in her library.
Please Read On ...Certain Lessons
A child may learn certain lessons when she hears her mother accusing her father of spending all the family money on a prostitute.
Please Read On ...Sadder … But Wiser
Where’s there’s strife … there’s beer. Who said you can’t tie one on with beer? Here’s a guy who drinks “the beverage of moderation,” and he’s been in a beer…
Please Read On ...Imagine!
A scoutmaster with a handle-bar mustache!
Please Read On ...What A Pity!
“Yet she could banish her superfluous hair entirely.”
Please Read On ...The Object Of A Bathing Suit
The object of a bathing suit is to get men to look at you. Make them know it!
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