Call Me Modern, But …

Call me modern, but I’m totally happy with weather updates every 7 minutes even though the weather hasn’t changed. I appreciate the value of a 7 day forecast that means nothing on a day-to-day basis. I completely enjoy headline news teases used as a very cheap substitute for real news reporting.

I completely want more news about pets, sharing, caring and those engaging segments of news anchors eating unhealthy foods. Most of all, I just really adore all the silly advertisements you run to pay for all this crap. If you could just expand the newscasts by another hour or so, that would be great! Thanks.