I’m Going Shopping
LumberghAnd that’s final! But remember, shopping is a feeling. Shopping is a warm feeling. Shopping is a special feeling. Shopping is satisfaction. Or, you could just avoid all the crowds…
Please Read On ...Vintage Life
Awfully Thankful
Super BuffetWhen your host brings out the turkey and it’s festooned with little sausage links, you’ll be glad you brought along an equally awful side dish to complement the Thanksgiving meal.…
Please Read On ...Certain Lessons
Gin FingerA child may learn certain lessons when she hears her mother accusing her father of spending all the family money on a prostitute.
Please Read On ...Sacrifices
Dirque du SoleilThis tastes terrible Lord, but I’ll eat if for you.
Please Read On ...What Can A Nice Girl Do?
Rude BoyWhat should a girl do when her boy friend wants to become too familiar? How should she react if he wants to remain a “nice” girl?
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Jumbo Cornburgers
This is a giant hamburger that’s been turned into a casserole. A colorful vegetable layer is sandwiched between two large meat patties. Cut in wedges to serve. If you like,…
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He took up so much more space on the sofa …
Please Read On ...How To Perform A J-Turn
A J-turn is a driving maneuver in which a vehicle in reverse is spun 180 degrees and continues, facing forward, without changing direction of travel. The J-turn is also called…
Please Read On ...Sadder … But Wiser
Where’s there’s strife … there’s beer. Who said you can’t tie one on with beer? Here’s a guy who drinks “the beverage of moderation,” and he’s been in a beer…
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