Awful Food: Jumbo Cornburger
Super Buffet Jumbo cornburger is a giant hamburger that’s been turned into a casserole.
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C.S.I. Graceland
The Shrine Master Elvis stayed up all night on the day of August 16, 1977. This was not unusual behavior for the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll, for earlier, Elvis had entertained some friends, played the piano and sang, and even played racquetball in the early morning hours that day. Elvis retired to…
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Awful Food: Creamed Shellfish In Rice Ring
Take some perfectly good shellfish and cream it. I mean really cream it! Place the creamed mixture in a formed ring of rice. And voilà , a perfectly awful dish for your guests! Bon appétit!
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I Wanna Be A Lifeguard
The Artist I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion. Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach. Hardly any clothes, sand between my toes and white stuff on my nose. Sitting on my chair in the salty air. Lounging on the deck with a whistle ’round my…
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Trust Your Car To The Man Who Wears The Star
Texaco is the name of an American oil retail brand with a strong global presence even in Jamaica. Texaco has a history of more than 100 years and is one of the most iconic brands in the world. “You can trust your car to the man who wears the star.”…
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Awful Food: Curried Eggs
It has been said that eating curry is like eating a red hot ice cube. So if you want to curry favor with your dinner guests, give ’em some curried eggs. They will thank you later! Bon Appétit!
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Awful Food: Double Buns
These attractive little breads are actually rich rolls. The Mennonites traditionally serve them at weddings, usually accompanied by cheese and coffee. That’s all well and good but they remind me of something else and it’s not buns. Perhaps they should be called “double puns.” What do you think? Bon appétit!
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Seven/Seven
Eric Hatheway Seven (7) is a natural number following six (6) and preceding eight (8). July 7th is the 188th day of the year and the seventh month of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 177 days remaining after July 7th. July starts on the same day of the week…
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Where Liberty DwellsÂ
Where liberty dwells, there is my country. ~Benjamin Franklin
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