It’s Up To You …
Dirque du Soleil The beginning of the use of drugs is the end for you. I hope this has convinced you!
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Awful Food: Cottage Cheese Ring
Super Buffet A big ol’ ring o’ cottage cheese! Won’t your guests be surprised when they see your creation of chilled and molded cottage cheese with a vegetable medley? Of course they will be – awfully surprised! Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?
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Bibliobimbo
Gin Finger Depraved by an unbridled lust for rare books, every bookseller in town had been in her library.
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I’m Going Shopping
Lumbergh And that’s final! But remember, shopping is a feeling. Shopping is a warm feeling. Shopping is a special feeling. Shopping is satisfaction. Or, you could just avoid all the crowds … … and do your shopping online.
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Awfully Thankful
When your host brings out the turkey and it’s festooned with little sausage links, you’ll be glad you brought along an equally awful side dish to complement the Thanksgiving meal. Awful Bean & Mushroom Salad Sprinkle gelatin over 1/2 cup cold water in saucepan. Stir in some dehydrated onion flakes.…
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Certain Lessons
A child may learn certain lessons when she hears her mother accusing her father of spending all the family money on a prostitute.
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Sacrifices
This tastes terrible Lord, but I’ll eat if for you.
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What Can A Nice Girl Do?
Rude Boy What should a girl do when her boy friend wants to become too familiar? How should she react if he wants to remain a “nice” girl?
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Awful Food: Jumbo Cornburgers
This is a giant hamburger that’s been turned into a casserole. A colorful vegetable layer is sandwiched between two large meat patties. Cut in wedges to serve. If you like, skip the tomatoes on top and serve this giant burger with warmed catsup. Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?
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