Selfie In A Bathroom

A selfie is supposed to be a self-portrait that is usually taken with hand-held digital camera or a camera phone. Selfies are usually not very flattering and are made to appear casual and cool. Most selfies are taken at arm’s length or pointed at a mirror. Selfies can lead to self-obsession and oversharing on popular social networks.

Selfie in a bathroom please talk free.
The door is locked just you and me.

Bathroom Selfie 1

Can I take my picture in a restaurant that’s got glass tables?
I can watch myself while I am eating.

Bathroom Selfie 2

Find no interest in the racks and shelves.
Just a thousand reflections of my own sweet self, self, self …

Bathroom Selfie 4

Mirror in the bathroom recompense.
For all my crimes are self defense.

Bathroom Selfie 3

Drift gently into mental illness.

Bathroom Selfie 4

Selfie in a bathroom please talk free.
The door is locked just you and me.

With a wink and nod to The English Beat


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