Last Call
Gin FingerIn the dimly lit corner of O’Malley’s Pub, two men sat hunched over the polished oak bar. The air was thick with the remnants of laughter and the fading strains…
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A Rare Interview With Larry Tate
We recently caught up with advertising icon and genius Larry Tate in the men’s grill at the ultra-posh country club where some of the biggest advertising deals of the last…
Please Read On ...Howard Sprague, Esquire
Dirque du SoleilHoward Sprague, the particular and fastidious town clerk of Mayberry, North Carolina, was a fictional character played by the actor Jack Dodson from 1966 to 1971. Howard was a nerd…
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From Samson’s of Fifth Avenue … be a winner! Regardless of your age, a truly fine hairpiece can do wonders for your appearance and morale. May we suggest Samson’s permanent-base…
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Rude BoyTalk Tough Like Dan Turner, Hollywood Detective! Don’t say “money,” say “cabbage” or “geetus.” “Ordinarily, I don’t work on a case unless I know there’s a stack of cabbage in…
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Talk Tough Like Dan Turner, Hollywood Detective! Don’t say “bullet,” say “lead pill.” “First one among you who tries to get away, gets a lead pill in his tripes.” And…
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Talk Tough Like Dan Turner, Hollywood Detective! Instead of saying “cigarette,” say “gasper.” “I smoked about ten gaspers, killed nearly a whole fifth of scotch before I got lunch.” “I…
Please Read On ...Mustache Trainer
Use this wonderful trainer. Worn five minutes in the morning trains any mustache for all day to the shape desired, and permanently after using a few times, assuring comfort and…
Please Read On ...Certain Lessons
A child may learn certain lessons when she hears her mother accusing her father of spending all the family money on a prostitute.
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