An Ode To The Spell Checker

An Ode To The Spell Checker

Run this through your spell checker. It’s a clever poem written by Jerrold H. Zar. It’s been floating around the web for years and years. But, this points out the importance of actually reading your copy instead of merely spell checking the text.

Ode to the Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer 

It came with my pea sea 

It plainly marques four my revue 

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word 

And weight four it two say 

Weather eye am wrong oar write 

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid 

It nose bee fore two long 

And eye can put the error rite 

Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it 

I am shore your pleased two no 

Its letter perfect awl the weigh 

My chequer tolled me sew.

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