Awful Food: Tuna-Eggplant Poseidon
Cut an eggplant in half lengthwise. Scoop out the pulp, leaving a thin shell. Spoon in some tuna and look what you get! Apparently, the god of the Sea, Poseidon, likes eggplant with his tuna. He has the power to cause earthquakes but not the power to stop this awful dish of food.
Bon appétit!