The pounding beat … the vibes … the far-out sound … These are all that matter! They’re my entire life!
Frozen chicken livers and crunchy chow mein noodles! Nothing says “awful” like this dish does. You can serve it with some mandarin oranges and a big glass of water if…
Ten years ago today, I launched my website and the blog that I named The Clog. With the idea that the internet dislikes a site that rarely changes, my goal…
Patrick S. Rizzo, Detroit auto worker, puts finishing touches to a mechanical man he built in his spare time during the past eight years. His son, Vincent, eight, watches the…
FREE! 2 for 1 passes if you see it all! EXTRA! On stage – The Beatles singing for you. Magically transformed! WIN! Real live baby will be given away walking…
Young men’s three-button notch lapel style. Very distinctively styled. Order yours today!
Flying cars, mail delivery by parachute … but more importantly, where is my damn jet pack? I want my jet pack!
Since your guests enjoy gelatin so much, use some with a softened and heavily beaten cantaloupe to make this awfully delicious mousse mold. Your guests will hopefully thank you! Bon…
Her: “You must choose between your records and me.” Him: “Just let this song finish and I’ll help you pack.”
The coolest sportswear this side of heaven. It’s “cooler on the inside.” Featuring the “Scotch Luck” gift coin that always makes Father a winner!
Oh, yes! Perhaps you’d like to know how I knew all about you! There is one thing that is different about us Lowandos! Our concealed third eye! It is ……
The object of a bathing suit is to get men to look at you. Make them know it!
By the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard! How you bastards doin’ so far?
