Do-It-Yourself Voodoo Kit

If you know somebody who always beats you at croquet or who likes to swat you on the head and call you, “Old aardvark” – and who doesn’t know someone like that? Then what you need is a voodoo kit. With this you’ll spend many happy hours sticking needles into a little doll and pretending it’s your playmate. Voodoo is West Indian for black magic, which is the art of inflicting pain, sickness, death and bad luck by remote control.

Do-It-Yourself Voodoo Kit

Direct from the jungles of Haiti. Order today – don’t risk a hex on yourself! Warning – extra powerful, for adults only.

Author: Rude Boy

Ruder than you.