Bibliobimbo
Gin FingerDepraved by an unbridled lust for rare books, every bookseller in town had been in her library.
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I’m Going Shopping
LumberghAnd that’s final! But remember, shopping is a feeling. Shopping is a warm feeling. Shopping is a special feeling. Shopping is satisfaction. Or, you could just avoid all the crowds…
Please Read On ...Awfully Thankful
Super BuffetWhen your host brings out the turkey and it’s festooned with little sausage links, you’ll be glad you brought along an equally awful side dish to complement the Thanksgiving meal.…
Please Read On ...Certain Lessons
A child may learn certain lessons when she hears her mother accusing her father of spending all the family money on a prostitute.
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Dirque du SoleilThis tastes terrible Lord, but I’ll eat if for you.
Please Read On ...What Can A Nice Girl Do?
Rude BoyWhat should a girl do when her boy friend wants to become too familiar? How should she react if he wants to remain a “nice” girl?
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Jumbo Cornburgers
This is a giant hamburger that’s been turned into a casserole. A colorful vegetable layer is sandwiched between two large meat patties. Cut in wedges to serve. If you like,…
Please Read On ...Hypnotize With Any T.V. Set
Television repairman’s accidental discovery makes anyone a hypnotist right away. Secret method uses ordinary T.V. set. No electronic knowledge needed. No prior hypnotic training needed. Results or refund!
Please Read On ...You Can Learn To Play The Drums!
Now, you can be a real musician in no time. Professional musicians can make several dollars just playing the drums. Don’t delay! Just 15 minutes a day could get you…
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