Awful Food: Liver a la Gourmet
Super Buffet Liver a la Gourmet with onion-mashed potatoes, French peas, jellied-lime cucumber salad and a jelly roll. This is what you’ve been waiting for! Bon appétit!
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Using Beer To Explain Our Tax System
Gin Finger Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1.…
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Awful Food: White Christmas Fruitcake
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas Fruitcake. Just like the ones I used to know. May your days be merry and bright, and may all your fruitcakes be white. We’re not really sure why this is called white fruitcake since it looks like the traditional awful fruitcake we are all…
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The Big Salad
Rude Boy “The Big Salad” is the 88th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. In this episode, George purchases, at Elaine’s request, a “big salad” to go for her from the diner. Later, George’s girlfriend appears to take credit for the big salad purchase when she hands Elaine the salad in Jerry’s apartment.…
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Awful Food: Steamed Holiday Pudding
Here’s a festive holiday dessert just made to please all your family and friends! It’s not only holiday pudding but it’s steamed holiday pudding. The problem is, it suspiciously looks like a pile of steaming something else. Ewww! Happy holidays! Bon appétit!
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Our Gift For You! … 5 Pound Fruit Cake
The most wonderful time of the year is also the time for what is arguably the most awful food of the year – the fruit cake. Tonight Show host Johnny Carson famously said that there really is only one fruitcake in the world, passed from family to family. It is…
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Coffee Grows On Trees!
Did you know that coffee grows on trees? Of course you do. Coffee is one of the world’s most valuable and traded commodities. When grown in the tropics, coffee is a vigorous bush or small tree that usually grows to a height of about 10 feet. Coffee grows best at…
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Awful Food: Cereal Christmas Trees
‘Tis the season to make awfully festive food for friends and family. You’ll need butter, miniature marshmallows, Cheerios cereal, green food coloring, vanilla and gumdrops. Then, heat up the butter and marshmallows over low heat until melted. After adding in the vanilla and food color, fold the cereal into the…
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Awful Food: Tropical Hamburger
A tropical hamburger that doesn’t look quite like a hamburger. But hey, it’s tropical, which means it’s exotic right? Serve with some fresh vegetable sticks and pickles. Mmmm mmmm good! Bon appétit!
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