Her: “You must choose between your records and me.” Him: “Just let this song finish and I’ll help you pack.”
Category: Vintage Life
Vintage Life Posts
The coolest sportswear this side of heaven. It’s “cooler on the inside.” Featuring the “Scotch Luck” gift coin that always makes Father a winner!
Oh, yes! Perhaps you’d like to know how I knew all about you! There is one thing that is different about us Lowandos! Our concealed third eye! It is ……
The object of a bathing suit is to get men to look at you. Make them know it!
By the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard! How you bastards doin’ so far?
Being firmly convinced that flying saucers from a neighboring planet are visiting us periodically to observe us, I am fearful, not of the saucers themselves, but of the panic reaction…