Our Gift For You! … 5 Pound Fruit Cake
Super BuffetThe most wonderful time of the year is also the time for what is arguably the most awful food of the year – the fruit cake. Tonight Show host Johnny…
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Submarine For Sale
Dirque du SoleilThe Polaris Nuclear Submarine is over 7 feet long, seats 2 kids and has controls that work. The rockets fire and you can see your target with a real periscope.…
Please Read On ...This Alien Needs Your Help!
Rude BoyStop poverty from stealing the potential of our Extra-Terrestrials. More than a dozen aliens live on less than a dollar a day with no internet access. These “visiting” alien children…
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Cereal Christmas Trees
‘Tis the season to make awfully festive food for friends and family. You’ll need butter, miniature marshmallows, Cheerios cereal, green food coloring, vanilla and gumdrops. Then, heat up the butter…
Please Read On ...Gumby After All These Years
Gumby is that famous green claymation character created and modeled by Art Clokey, who passed away in 2010 at the age of 89. Gumby appeared in a total of 233…
Please Read On ...Give Yourself A Daily Spanking
Give yourself a daily spanking to reduce those fleshy spots on your hips, thighs, calves, and arms. Spank and repeat until desired results are achieved.
Please Read On ...Space Shopper
Here’s a space shopper! We can’t hear him because in space, no one can hear you shop. Also, it seems that a space diet consists mainly of tomato based products,…
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Tropical Hamburger
A tropical hamburger that doesn’t look quite like a hamburger. But hey, it’s tropical, which means it’s exotic right? Serve with some fresh vegetable sticks and pickles. Mmmm mmmm good!…
Please Read On ...I Thought You Were An Artist
The ArtistAnd I thought you were an artist or something …. Take heed though … We are everywhere.
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