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Tag: Advertising
Need a little help behind the home bar? Here’s your answer from Japan – a wind-up monkey bartender. Perfect! The monkey bartender was manufactured by Tin Wind Up from TN of…
This will solve all of our problems for sure. And it doesn’t even cost a whole dollar! Just insert a blank piece of paper into the money maker. Turn the…
I Dreamed I Was Wanted From Maidenform’s long-running ad campaign for their line of bras. The campaign, entitled “I Dreamed I Was …” included many dreams over the course of…
Green beans .. And jam … Awful. Weird. Creepy. Bon appétit!
Ahhh, the Bachelor Life! BACH·e·LOR … A man who is not and has never been married. That is me. Or, was me. I’m on my last 24 hours of freedom. In the Victorian era,…
Awful Food: Prawns! Prawn & Grape Cocktail Prawn is the common term for large swimming crustaceans, or shrimp, especially those with commercial significance in the seafood industry. Here are some lovely examples of…
The Amazing Gravy Fountain Keeps Gravy Hot! Smooths gravy lumps! Prevents Gravy Skin! Your party will be a hit! Gravy. You can even drink it!
Awful Food: Tomato Snack Big juicy tomatoes. Savory grilled bacon. Zesty onion. All together waiting to be heated. Serve on its own or as part of a meal – with…
Long Live The Vest! The 1970s featured some pretty strange fashion trends. One of these trends was the vest, a close friend of another 70s trend, the poncho. The vest,…
Awful Food: Vegetable And Sausage Snack Just made for families that suddenly get hungry any old time of day! Delicious plump little sausages excited with six selected garden vegetables. Full of…
Pyramids! Building a large backyard pyramid? DO IT RIGHT! Build your pyramid for maximum energy, combine Cheops with a special lamination process for the the skin. Create an antenna to…
E is for … E is the 5th letter and the second vowel in the modern English alphabet and the ISO basic Latin alphabet. It is the most commonly used letter in many languages. So, let us begin ….…
Awful Food: Creamy Hamburger Stew How about some creamy hamburger stew? Or, how about some zesty hamburger soup? Your choice, sorry. Bon appétit!
