This alien looking object is an Osage orange, also called a horse apple or hedge apple, and it is not related to the orange fruit you are familiar with. This…
Tag: Awful Food
Sea foam? Really? Nah, it’s just mashed bananas and chilled gelatin in a mold. Garnished with strawberries, because strawberries always remind you of the sea. Awfully delicious! Bon appétit! Or,…
Combine chili, corn, onion and green pepper in a saucepan over low heat. Meanwhile, cut a thin slice off the top of each English muffin and scoop out centers to…
Chop leg of lamb into pieces; cook and brown the lamb well all around. Cover and cook over high heat until boiling; reduce heat and simmer until meat is tender. Remove…
Special cookie treats! Finely chop red or green candied cherries and the pecans that go into Santa’s Whiskers so the cookies will be easier to slice. Before chilling, roll the…
An enchilada made with toasted white bread instead of tortillas? Isn’t this really a pizza? Or is it just an awful substitution? Maybe it’s just something on a shingle? We…
For this awfully delicious holiday dessert you’ll need to borrow a sticky bottle of Crème de Menthe from your grandmother’s liquor cabinet. This cake will keep for weeks and becomes…
A big ol’ ring o’ cottage cheese! Won’t your guests be surprised when they see your creation of chilled and molded cottage cheese with a vegetable medley? Of course they…
When your host brings out the turkey and it’s festooned with little sausage links, you’ll be glad you brought along an equally awful side dish to complement the Thanksgiving meal.…
This is a giant hamburger that’s been turned into a casserole. A colorful vegetable layer is sandwiched between two large meat patties. Cut in wedges to serve. If you like,…
This is a Russian inspired dish of sautéed hamburger meat served in some sort of sauce. Brighten this awfully popular casserole with a parsley or chive garnish or a generous shake of…
Here’s the awful details. Combine tuna with mustard and Worcestershire. Mix spinach with parsley flakes. Combine milk, butter flavoring, garlic powder, and mace; add to spinach. Spoon tuna fish in…
Frozen chicken livers and crunchy chow mein noodles! Nothing says “awful” like this dish does. You can serve it with some mandarin oranges and a big glass of water if…
Since your guests enjoy gelatin so much, use some with a softened and heavily beaten cantaloupe to make this awfully delicious mousse mold. Your guests will hopefully thank you! Bon…
An awfully delicious salad containing citrus, dairy and big ‘ol heap of seafood salad in the center of the ring. Mmmm, good! Bon appétit!
You will be awfully charmed by these dainty little puddings – so wonderfully light and digestible. The novelty of a small pudding for each guest makes for a refreshing change.…
Put some ham in a savory jelly made with meat stock and your guests will think you went to an awful lot of trouble. Little do they know that aspic…
Varnished in orange sauce with potato flake paste, vegetable mishmash and a surprise dessert. Awful fast and awful good! Just heat and serve. Bon appétit!
Goodness knows why this beef is perfumed. Maybe it’s a little past expiration? Don’t forget the MSG, it preserves the awfulness! Bon appétit!
This is a delightful way to serve spinach to your guests! Fill the center of a formed spinach ring with flaked fish and pour over the cheese sauce. Sprinkle with…
Set out this awfully delicious food on your station wagon tail gate or closed car trunk. Slice and serve this icy cold roast with buttered, fresh onion buns, a crisp…
