Monsters Capture Girls From Audience!
Rude Boy FREE! 2 for 1 passes if you see it all! EXTRA! On stage – The Beatles singing for you. Magically transformed! WIN! Real live baby will be given away walking – ready to talk!
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Model No. 701
Dirque du Soleil Young men’s three-button notch lapel style. Very distinctively styled. Order yours today!
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The Wonderful Future That Never Was
Flying cars, mail delivery by parachute … but more importantly, where is my damn jet pack? I want my jet pack!
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Awful Food: Melon Mousse
Super Buffet Since your guests enjoy gelatin so much, use some with a softened and heavily beaten cantaloupe to make this awfully delicious mousse mold. Your guests will hopefully thank you! Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?
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I’ll Help You Pack
Her: “You must choose between your records and me.” Him: “Just let this song finish and I’ll help you pack.”
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Cooler On The Inside
The coolest sportswear this side of heaven. It’s “cooler on the inside.” Featuring the “Scotch Luck” gift coin that always makes Father a winner!
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Our Concealed Third Eye
The Web Master Oh, yes! Perhaps you’d like to know how I knew all about you! There is one thing that is different about us Lowandos! Our concealed third eye! It is … how can I explain … like a built-in radio station! It transmits and receives mental images! See?
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The Object Of A Bathing Suit
Gin Finger The object of a bathing suit is to get men to look at you. Make them know it!
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By The Year 2000 …
By the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard! How you bastards doin’ so far?
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