Model No. 701
Dirque du Soleil Young men’s three-button notch lapel style. Very distinctively styled. Order yours today!
Please Read On ...The Wonderful Future That Never Was
Flying cars, mail delivery by parachute … but more importantly, where is my damn jet pack? I want my jet pack!
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Melon Mousse
Super Buffet Since your guests enjoy gelatin so much, use some with a softened and heavily beaten cantaloupe to make this awfully delicious mousse mold. Your guests will hopefully thank you! Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?
Please Read On ...I’ll Help You Pack
Her: “You must choose between your records and me.” Him: “Just let this song finish and I’ll help you pack.”
Please Read On ...Cooler On The Inside
The coolest sportswear this side of heaven. It’s “cooler on the inside.” Featuring the “Scotch Luck” gift coin that always makes Father a winner!
Please Read On ...Our Concealed Third Eye
The Web Master Oh, yes! Perhaps you’d like to know how I knew all about you! There is one thing that is different about us Lowandos! Our concealed third eye! It is … how can I explain … like a built-in radio station! It transmits and receives mental images! See?
Please Read On ...The Object Of A Bathing Suit
Gin Finger The object of a bathing suit is to get men to look at you. Make them know it!
Please Read On ...By The Year 2000 …
Rude Boy By the year 2000 every American will be born a bastard! How you bastards doin’ so far?
Please Read On ...Keeping Peace Between Planets
Being firmly convinced that flying saucers from a neighboring planet are visiting us periodically to observe us, I am fearful, not of the saucers themselves, but of the panic reaction if one should attempt to land. I’m sure the mob instinct would be to destroy it at once without attempting…
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