Can’t Find My Spare House Keys

Gin Finger March 2, 2015 0

Can’t find my … … spare house keys.

Blondes Prefer … Honky Tonk

Super Buffet March 1, 2015 0

Blondes prefer … Honky tonk …

The Life Of The Party

Rude Boy February 28, 2015 0

The life of the party … Luscious! Tempting! Appealing! (That’s a Tootsie Roll, folks!)

Welcome To The Stardust Lounge

Gin Finger February 27, 2015 0

Welcome To The Stardust Lounge! All waitress uniforms are strictly within city ordinances. We offer a full grill for your appetite and the drinks are strong. Enjoy the Stardust Lounge! Today and every day …. Cheers!

A Rare Interview With Larry Tate

Dirque du Soleil February 26, 2015 0

We recently caught up with advertising icon and genius Larry Tate in the men’s grill at the ultra-posh country club where some of the biggest advertising deals of the last half of the 20th century were made. Mr. Tate rarely grants interviews but today he was “more relaxed” than usual.…

A Chemical Is A Chemical Is A Chemical

Rude Boy February 24, 2015 0

Quiet! Zipp It!

Rude Boy February 23, 2015 0

Shhhhh …. Quiet! Zipp it!

Sometimes All It Takes Is A Look

Rude Boy February 22, 2015 0

Sometimes, all it takes … … is a look. “Think about it, son.”

Seduction Then Pancakes

Super Buffet February 20, 2015 0

Seduction Then pancakes! Yes, pancakes. mmmm mmmm (nom nom nom)