Don’t Forget Your Camera!
The Artist If your picture stinks, get closer. The more you practice, the “luckier” you get. And remember, it’s a poor workman who blames his tools.
Please Read On ...How To Comfort Yourself ….
Rude Boy How to comfort yourself when you have acted like a jackass. Everyone does this occasionally, and you shouldn’t feel too upset about it unless it happens quite often, such as three times a day, in which case you must simple get used to it. Remember, other people like you as…
Please Read On ...Songs For Swingin’
Super Buffet This is an album by Peter Sellers which was released in 1959. It reached #3 on the U.K. charts. Although Sellers is known as a very funny person, his choice of cover art for his second album is more than disturbing and extremely unsettling to say the least.
Please Read On ...Rootie Kazootie
Rootie Kazootie was the principal character on the 1950s children’s television show The Rootie Kazootie Club. Rootie was a boy “keen on sports” who played his “magic kazootie” and he always wore his baseball cap with the oversized bill turned up. The show featured hand puppets as well as human…
Please Read On ...Mustache Trainer
Dirque du Soleil Use this wonderful trainer. Worn five minutes in the morning trains any mustache for all day to the shape desired, and permanently after using a few times, assuring comfort and improved appearance. It will be found that nearly all gentlemen with nice and well-trained mustaches use one of these Kaiser…
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Crème de Menthe Cake
For this awfully delicious holiday dessert you’ll need to borrow a sticky bottle of Crème de Menthe from your grandmother’s liquor cabinet. This cake will keep for weeks and becomes less awful as you eat more and more of the Crème de Menthe icing. Have an awfully happy holiday time!…
Please Read On ...The Siff?
Gin Finger And you know what Johnny? If I have syphilis, then you probably have it too! Me? The siff? Oh, NO!!!
Please Read On ...What Is Stereophonic Sound?
Stereophonic sound is a method of sound reproduction that creates an illusion of a multi-directional audible perspective. This effect is most often achieved by using two or more independent audio channels through a configuration of two or more loudspeakers. From 1940 to 1970, the progress of stereophonic sound was slowed…
Please Read On ...The Well-Groomed Man
The well-groomed man gets the job.
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