Are You A Robot?
Rude Boy Are you a robot – or do you think for yourself? Think about it – carefully.
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Meat Lumps Dinner
Super Buffet Varnished in orange sauce with potato flake paste, vegetable mishmash and a surprise dessert. Awful fast and awful good! Just heat and serve. Bon appétit!
Please Read On ...Goodbye Earth!
Gin Finger Well folks, today is the end of the world. Planet X, or Nibiru, is a mythological planet in our solar system that will supposedly crash into Earth and wipe out the human race. Some say that day is today.
Please Read On ...Mental Demons
Are mental demons holding you back? Please check all that apply: Poor vocabulary Lack of will power Rasping voice Hazy ideas Worry and fear Stage fright Poor memory Timidness Ineffective speech Weak personality Lack of concentration Self consciousness
Please Read On ...Atomic Suit
Lumbergh Atomic suit inflated with conditioned air. The girl in the picture is wearing an anti-radiation suit. She is ready for her atomic job, handling a Geiger counter and protected by the inflated plastic garment. She can detect floating radioactive particles without danger of contamination. Goodyear-made, the suit is air-conditioned for…
Please Read On ...Baby Beatniks
Dirque du Soleil Baby beatniks go to a party in Brighton, Australia. They look like really cool kittens.
Please Read On ...Put It On …
Now – you see people – they can’t see you. Hey space cadet, a paper bag works the same way – just add peep holes. Order yours today! Or, just use a paper bag.
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Perfumed Beef With Bean Sprouts
Goodness knows why this beef is perfumed. Maybe it’s a little past expiration? Don’t forget the MSG, it preserves the awfulness! Bon appétit!
Please Read On ...Males With Long Hair
Males with long hair will be attended to last! Long hair is: Hair falling across the forehead and touching the eyebrows. Hair covering the ears. Hair reaching below an ordinary shirt collar.
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