Dress Right For Safety
Dirque du Soleil Dress right for safety in the shipyard! You may look well dressed but you will be safer dressed like this …
Please Read On ...Playtime’s Over, Doll
Rude Boy She felt her heart being smothered against his as he snatched her with his vise-like grip ….
Please Read On ...Shag Carpet Rake
A natural for combing the beauty back into your carpeting. Rigid, durable hi-impact head (14″ wide) with 13 tines that will not tear, snag or harm carpet. Sturdy but lightweight, easier to use than others we’ve tried. Double lacquered 4 ft. wood handle. Get one for a friend too, she’ll…
Please Read On ...We Can Get You Any Kind Of Insurance
Gin Finger Insurance is a practice or arrangement by which a company provides a guarantee of compensation for specified loss, damage, illness, or death in return for payment of a premium. In theory, most anything can be insured against potential losses – even Go-Go girls! Insure yourself against Go-Go girl losses! We…
Please Read On ...Americans Like To Travel
Lumbergh On an average day more than 8 million people fly. In 2013 total passenger numbers were 3.1 billion. Americans like to travel.
Please Read On ...Awful Food: Florentine Ring
Super Buffet This is a delightful way to serve spinach to your guests! Fill the center of a formed spinach ring with flaked fish and pour over the cheese sauce. Sprinkle with grated cheese. Garnish with sliced tomatoes. Awfully delicious! Bon appétit!
Please Read On ...I Want You To Meet A Friend
“Maria, I want you to meet a friend! “She’s high!”
Please Read On ...Spike The Punch
When a drink is spiked it means that alcohol has been added to the drink. The intoxicating liquid can be added to any drink including soft drinks, juice, water or other alcohols. In this case, Beefeater Gin in a fruit punch of some sort. Cheers (in advance)!
Please Read On ...Space Disintegrator
The Space Disintegrator Gun and Helmet! Has magnetic vibrator, operated by two standard “D” size electric torch battery cells. When trigger is pressed the gun gives off “cosmic sound vibrations” – sounds like a machine gun. At the same time the ray head flashes out light rays!
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