The Look You Want
Lumbergh The look you want – when you want it. You will be amazed at the exciting change in you personal appearance! Wear each one independently or combine them for the effect you desire. The combinations are limitless!
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The Scoop
Dirque du Soleil For today’s open shirt look. The deep cut Scoop undershirt is the new design to go with today’s casual, masculine open shirt look. Lets you open an extra button or two without the outdated t-shirt show-thru at the neck. Contoured to end bulkiness while you enjoy the lush feel of…
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Are You A Robot?
Rude Boy Are you a robot – or do you think for yourself? Think about it – carefully.
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Awful Food: Meat Lumps Dinner
Super Buffet Varnished in orange sauce with potato flake paste, vegetable mishmash and a surprise dessert. Awful fast and awful good! Just heat and serve. Bon appétit!
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Goodbye Earth!
Gin Finger Well folks, today is the end of the world. Planet X, or Nibiru, is a mythological planet in our solar system that will supposedly crash into Earth and wipe out the human race. Some say that day is today.
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Mental Demons
Are mental demons holding you back? Please check all that apply: Poor vocabulary Lack of will power Rasping voice Hazy ideas Worry and fear Stage fright Poor memory Timidness Ineffective speech Weak personality Lack of concentration Self consciousness
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Atomic Suit
Atomic suit inflated with conditioned air. The girl in the picture is wearing an anti-radiation suit. She is ready for her atomic job, handling a Geiger counter and protected by the inflated plastic garment. She can detect floating radioactive particles without danger of contamination. Goodyear-made, the suit is air-conditioned for…
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Baby Beatniks
Baby beatniks go to a party in Brighton, Australia. They look like really cool kittens.
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Put It On …
Now – you see people – they can’t see you. Hey space cadet, a paper bag works the same way – just add peep holes. Order yours today! Or, just use a paper bag.
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