Awful Food: Perfumed Beef With Bean Sprouts
Super Buffet Goodness knows why this beef is perfumed. Maybe it’s a little past expiration? Don’t forget the MSG, it preserves the awfulness! Bon appétit!
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Males With Long Hair
Rude Boy Males with long hair will be attended to last! Long hair is: Hair falling across the forehead and touching the eyebrows. Hair covering the ears. Hair reaching below an ordinary shirt collar.
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Dress Right For Safety
Dirque du Soleil Dress right for safety in the shipyard! You may look well dressed but you will be safer dressed like this …
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Playtime’s Over, Doll
She felt her heart being smothered against his as he snatched her with his vise-like grip ….
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Shag Carpet Rake
A natural for combing the beauty back into your carpeting. Rigid, durable hi-impact head (14″ wide) with 13 tines that will not tear, snag or harm carpet. Sturdy but lightweight, easier to use than others we’ve tried. Double lacquered 4 ft. wood handle. Get one for a friend too, she’ll…
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We Can Get You Any Kind Of Insurance
Gin Finger Insurance is a practice or arrangement by which a company provides a guarantee of compensation for specified loss, damage, illness, or death in return for payment of a premium. In theory, most anything can be insured against potential losses – even Go-Go girls! Insure yourself against Go-Go girl losses! We…
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Americans Like To Travel
Lumbergh On an average day more than 8 million people fly. In 2013 total passenger numbers were 3.1 billion. Americans like to travel.
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Awful Food: Florentine Ring
This is a delightful way to serve spinach to your guests! Fill the center of a formed spinach ring with flaked fish and pour over the cheese sauce. Sprinkle with grated cheese. Garnish with sliced tomatoes. Awfully delicious! Bon appétit!
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I Want You To Meet A Friend
“Maria, I want you to meet a friend! “She’s high!”
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