Walk, Don’t Run
Rude Boy Walk, don’t run. Avoid dark streets. Also, know your policeman. Never ride with strangers. Take no gifts from strangers.
Please Read On ...Women Like To Watch
Dirque du Soleil Women like to WATCH Keep that in mind. Sometimes they get together and watch.
Please Read On ...Your Drawings Are Nice
The Artist Your drawings are nice my dear … … but factory work will pay you better than art …
Please Read On ...Light My Pipe
Gin Finger I’m wearing a sleeveless sweater vest, my hair is perfect. Light my pipe!
Please Read On ...People In Suits Should Not Pick Colors
People wearing suits should not pick colors. 25 years of experience talking here. Hire a professional designer. Even better, hire a designer who is also color professional.
Please Read On ...Blast From The Past
Nevada sheriff standing against the light from an atomic blast . 40 miles away.
Please Read On ...Why So Lonely, Cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie? Came here to fart. The pause that refreshes …
Please Read On ...Look – You’re An Artist!
Look – You’re An Artist! With this amazing device anyone can draw exact-proportion copies … of live models, photos, illustrations, blueprints, designs. Just focus on any subject … and pencil…
Please Read On ...It’s Monday, Lock And Load!
It’s Monday … Lock and load.
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