The Well-Groomed Man
Dirque du Soleil The well-groomed man gets the job.
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Real Men Don’t Use Menus
The Web Master I want to know how to use power commands. In computing, a power command, or, keyboard shortcut, is a sequence or combination of keystrokes on a computer keyboard which invokes commands in software. Most keyboard shortcuts require the user to press a single key or a sequence of keys one…
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Necessary Personal Habits
Rude Boy Question: Should washing, dressing, eating, etc., be mechanical and automatic? Answer: Yes, these very necessary personal habits should be completed with a minimum of energy. This will leave your thoughts free to concentrate on more important problems.
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It’s Up To You …
The beginning of the use of drugs is the end for you. I hope this has convinced you!
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Awful Food: Cottage Cheese Ring
Super Buffet A big ol’ ring o’ cottage cheese! Won’t your guests be surprised when they see your creation of chilled and molded cottage cheese with a vegetable medley? Of course they will be – awfully surprised! Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?
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Bibliobimbo
Gin Finger Depraved by an unbridled lust for rare books, every bookseller in town had been in her library.
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I’m Going Shopping
Lumbergh And that’s final! But remember, shopping is a feeling. Shopping is a warm feeling. Shopping is a special feeling. Shopping is satisfaction. Or, you could just avoid all the crowds … … and do your shopping online.
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Awfully Thankful
When your host brings out the turkey and it’s festooned with little sausage links, you’ll be glad you brought along an equally awful side dish to complement the Thanksgiving meal. Awful Bean & Mushroom Salad Sprinkle gelatin over 1/2 cup cold water in saucepan. Stir in some dehydrated onion flakes.…
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Certain Lessons
A child may learn certain lessons when she hears her mother accusing her father of spending all the family money on a prostitute.
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