Sacrifices
Dirque du Soleil This tastes terrible Lord, but I’ll eat if for you.
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What Can A Nice Girl Do?
Rude Boy What should a girl do when her boy friend wants to become too familiar? How should she react if he wants to remain a “nice” girl?
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Awful Food: Jumbo Cornburgers
Super Buffet This is a giant hamburger that’s been turned into a casserole. A colorful vegetable layer is sandwiched between two large meat patties. Cut in wedges to serve. If you like, skip the tomatoes on top and serve this giant burger with warmed catsup. Bon appétit! Or, non appétit?
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Funny …
He took up so much more space on the sofa …
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How To Perform A J-Turn
A J-turn is a driving maneuver in which a vehicle in reverse is spun 180 degrees and continues, facing forward, without changing direction of travel. The J-turn is also called a “moonshiner’s turn,” a “reverse 180”, a “Rockford Turn”, a “Rockford Spin”, or simply a “Rockford” popularized by the 1970s…
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Sadder … But Wiser
Gin Finger Where’s there’s strife … there’s beer. Who said you can’t tie one on with beer? Here’s a guy who drinks “the beverage of moderation,” and he’s been in a beer stupor for a month!
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Hypnotize With Any T.V. Set
Lumbergh Television repairman’s accidental discovery makes anyone a hypnotist right away. Secret method uses ordinary T.V. set. No electronic knowledge needed. No prior hypnotic training needed. Results or refund!
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You Can Learn To Play The Drums!
Now, you can be a real musician in no time. Professional musicians can make several dollars just playing the drums. Don’t delay! Just 15 minutes a day could get you started in an exciting new career! Drummers are in demand now! Gain respect! Dazzle the chicks! Amaze your friends!
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Fun To Pack
Pack the “25” in a suitcase for travel by auto, bus, train or plane!* *Certain permits may be required.
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